June 29, 2009

The nerve

I was sitting on my front porch enjoying a nice and quite afternoon. My boys were all asleep and I was out reading my book on my front porch when all of a sudden this white car came zooming past our house. Now mind you, there is nothing past our house. The sidewalk ends! So I was interested to see what this car was going to do. I thought for sure this guy was going to go 4-buying in his white station wagon, but no, he hurried and jerked it to a complete stop, turned his car off and walked to the end of the road. I don't even think he knew I was sitting there, but his back was to mine and all of a sudden he drops his pants to use the restroom. I couldn't believe it! I was so shocked. I didn't see anything but the fact that this middle aged man drives out in the middle of now where to use the restroom is beyond me.
When he was finished he turned around to head back to his car and spotted me in the corner of his eye. He simply waved and got in his car and drove off.
I think I am going to make a sign and post "No peeing" at the end of our street. My boys will not be playing over there for sure!
I can't believe some people. Oh the nerve!

4 comments:

laneyfamily said...

That is really funny! Thanks for the really nice comment on my blog. I think the exact same about you. We do need to get together more and do things. It will be fun to go to the shower, I will help you with you boys. I hope you got some piece and quiet tonight when you went home. Love you lots!!

Jaclyn said...

That is so stinking hilarious! Okay, ridiculously disgusting, but hilarious. :) Seriously, some people.

Brittany said...

Yea, you should totally make that sign. hahaha. That is so funny!

Shelli Snyder said...

Wow ... I'm ashamed that I laughed, but I couldn't help it. I can't get over the fact that he WAVED!! I hope he was mortified. I'm glad your boys weren't around to see. Keaton might have offered him a cup ...